shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I have post one night stand depression
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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