i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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