We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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