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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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