when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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