my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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