soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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