Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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