Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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