This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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