No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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