Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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