Hey man sorry I got all grabby
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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