The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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