My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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