Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I checked into jail on foursquare
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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