I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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