Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
