i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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