But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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