I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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