you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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