this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
ugly people sure do ruin things
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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