That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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