So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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