4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
babies were throwing up all over the place
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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