She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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