margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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