Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I want to make a zoo with you.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Did I show you my penis last night?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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