is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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