You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
