so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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