i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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