Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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