so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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