Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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