I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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