She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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