I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
