Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Boobs are out for the taking
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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