Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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