Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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