i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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