I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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