Its about making memories worth repressing
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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