Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
please come you make the beer taste better
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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