Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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