How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
