this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
