I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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