Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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