Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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