To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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