He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
